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“If this trend of people not dying continues, and it appears that it will, I project 2.6 million more old people in the population each year, mostly white Anglos,” Smythe-Jones explained. “The political and social ...

President Trump has directed the Office of Presidential Libraries to begin land acquisition for the construction of a tweetary to serve as a repository of the President’s tweets.

He admitted that spinning upside down does not provide immunity from Trump syndrome, “There’s just too much Trump in the air for that,” he said. “But when you feel yourself getting stressed from the Trump ...

Frustrated by lack of progress in negotiations with North Korea, Mexico and Canada, President Trump took matters into his own hands and negotiated all three treaties in a four-way conference call yesterday.

Several Mexican banks were hacked and large cash sums have vanished. It now appears that the money was recovered by American authorities and is being used to pay for the Trump border wall.

According to the August 8, 2018, Austin American-Statesman, the Audubon Society reported that Austin’s large swarming colony of Purple Martins has abandoned its traditional roosting place in Austin in favor of a Round Rock shopping ...

A headline writer at the Austin American-Statesman has been disciplined for violating the newspaper’s Manual of Style and Usage by composing the following headline: “Trump Likes Coal, Not Hostile to Wind.”